Now, before everyone gets their panties in a bunch, these are MY opinions. Opinions that I could change someday. But for today, this is how i'm feeling. If this post upsets or offends you, then you need to ask yourself, why you are giving any shits about what the heck I think. Any YES, I'm grateful for sooooo many things, but this is way more entertaining.
Baby Reveal Parties- So, I know that its totally the thing to do, and hey I might change my mind (i wont) but I just don't freaking get it!
Elf on the Shelf- AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! Call me a Grinch, but parenting is enough work especially trying to navigate the holidays. The LAST thing I need is to become a slave to a freaky looking little elf. I might be old fashion, but aren't kids just supposed to listen, without using over the top bribe tactics. Sorry, but rather than think of crazy places to hide a doll while my kids are sleeping, I'd rather watch the real housewives and drink wine.
Waiving your hand side to side during concerts- See the pic below. Just because its a slow song you dont have to do this It really needs no further explanation. You look dumb.
Vaguebooking- "I'm so depressed..." "We need prayers, but I cant tell you why" "I have the biggest secret..." some people!" You get the idea. Dude I can be an attention whore and/or passive aggressive with the best of them, but if you're always posting that on Facebook, just know most everyone hates you.
I could really go on and on with this one. But I'll stop here... for now. What are you hating on?
1 comment:
you sir! just took just took the words right out of my mouth! on every subject :) LOVED IT! rant on Chica Rant on! lol
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