Eye candy

Yesterday on Howard Stern, Maroon 5 was in.  If you read my past blogs http://thegoodthebadandthetmi.blogspot.com/2012/04/sigh.html   or http://thegoodthebadandthetmi.blogspot.com/2012/03/youre-welcome.html , you'd know I have a little thing for their lead singer.  Anyways, they performed the Beatles' Yesterday and were interviewed for about an hour.  God I love that man.  


While discussing with Brion the days Stern Show (something we do almost everyday), I reminded him that given the opportunity, I would totally bang Adam Levine.  I wouldn't leave Brion, but there would totally be some banging going on.  It then turned into a discussion about how unlikely that situation would be.  So we compromised.  If i'm ever so lucky to come in contact with Mr. Levine, I have a plan.  I must say that Brion fully supports my plan.  If I ever get the chance to meet him, I am going to grab his crotch while yelling Bababooey!!!  This will fulfill 2 things for me.  I will get to have some sort of sexual contact with Mr. Levine AND surely get a mention on Howard(for the 2nd time)  Brion agrees that it would be  worth any jail time that I might receive for doing so.  


I'm serious.


Ok.  Enough silliness.  Enjoy some pics from  yesterday's show. :)

So... I have a mustache

Really.  Not a hair mustache, like this weird shadow mustache.  I can't figure out what it is.  I even Naired my upper lip.  Its completely hairless now, but I still have this stupid stache thing.


I took pictures to show you.  While they ARE terrible, you really can't make out the stache as good as you can see it in person.  Brion walked in on me while I was taking the pics.  He looked at me like he was wondering why the hell he married me.  


Here are the pics

see it?

ignore my stroke mouth

seriously, why do my lips look like I've had a stroke?

So the next pictures are just for fun.  Look how much you can see the chunk missing from my face from when my tumor was removed. 

sexy, no?

and what is up with my nostrils?

The last pic cracks me up.  I look terrible.  I look like one of those "The Dog" pictures.  God Brion is a lucky man!

What is going on with my eyes?  what was I looking at?

see?

So apparently the whole hairless mustache issue is an actual thing.  

http://www.livestrong.com/article/222879-how-to-remove-dark-spots-on-the-upper-lip/

Looks like I'm going to be rubbing my upper lip with some lemon or something.

I need a pick-me-up

Its been an exhausting week(its only Tuesday) and exhausting month.  Lots of craziness, sadness, uncertainty, change,  and chaos  for me and the people around me.  If course it could be worse but has taken a bit of a toll.  I came across this video I took a few weekends ago when cleaning the house with the kids.  It made me smile.  I needed that.  He is going to kill me for posting these someday....

sad

Today I am sad.  Very sad.  Today one of the sweetest, funniest , opinionated, brave, smart (and the list goes on and on) people lost his battle with Cancer.  You may remember Fred from one of my older posts.  
http://thegoodthebadandthetmi.blogspot.com/2012/03/somebody-more-interesting-than-me.html 
Or you may have known him personally.  Regardless, Fred was awesome.  I went to high school with Fred.  We had some classes together.  I loved Fred.  He was a class clown and I was drawn to class clowns.  We didnt hang out much outside of school. And until recently besides maybe the occasional hello around town , we really didnt talk.  A while back we became friends on Facebook and I always enjoyed his post/comments. It wasnt until we both started blogging did I realize how great he was.  We followed eachothers blogs, emailed back and forth, facebooked, and twittered(is that a word).  I was really enjoying him.


Anyways, today Fred lost his fight.  A fight that he should've won dammit! I'm so sad.  Soooooooooooooo Sad.  Then I got to thinking, if I'm this sad, how must his other friends feel.  Friends that he was waaaaaaaay closer to than me.  oh, and his family too. I can't help but get even sadder.  So if anyone that knew Fred ,because to know him was to love (and be entertained by) him, is reading this my heart goes out to you.  


 I'm sure this is one rambling mess.  Its hard to type with teared filled eyes.  If you go back and read Fred's last blog, you'll see that one of his wishes was to spend his 30th birthday " playing craps and smoking a Cuban Cigar".  Well Fred would have been 30 July 31st.  Well I 'm not even sure what craps is, and I can't get a Cuban, but I will for sure be having a cigar that day in his honor.


Rest in Peace F-Man!

WTF?!?!

There is a movie coming out called Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?

WTF!?!?

Chris Brown is still on the radio.  People have lost careers because they got fat, but apparently you can beat the shit out of your girlfriend and no big deal.

WTF?!?!?

The wounded army war vet Tim Poe from AGT last night was lying!!!!!  He should have his ass beat, at the very least!!!

WTF?!?!?!

Boogie has been calling everyone sexy mommas lately. I dont even want to know what I'm in for...

WTF?!?!?!

A Picnic with a 5 year old

Not a real picnic, a plastic food picnic on the floor in Shelby Lynn's room.  And not just any 5 year old, my crazy, weirdo, funny 5 year old.  Below is our conversation (as best as I can remember).  I'm in green and Boogie is in blue.




So, whats your name?


I'm Michelle, whats yours?


Kevin


Kevin, whats your last name?


Drainer.  And my middle name is Dana.


Kevin Dana Drainer?


Yep!  And I'm 35 years old


Oh, well.  Kevin what do you do for a living?


I'm a juggler


Oh a juggler?


Yes, and a contortionist singer dancer.


Really!?!  Where do you work


My grandmas.


Oh well thats nice.


What do you do Michelle?


I'm a legal assistant.


Well thats cool.  What does that mean?


It basically means I help lawyers.


Oh.  Where do you live?


(i gave him our address)


Oh thats were I live too, buts its in Pennsylvania.


Cool.  Kevin.  Do you have any children?


Yes, I have a daughter.  Her name is Shana.  


Oh, I see.  So you are married?


Well, sorta.  She lives in Hawaii, and she doesn't come around much.  I have to take care of the kid and the house all by myself.


Oh my.  Well why is she in Hawaii?


She lives in Oahu. She left to see the volcanoes.  She comes to visit.  My mom lives in Vegas.  Are you married?


Yes,  his name is Brion.


Cool.


So Kevin, do you have a car?


Yes.  It is red.  Its a truck.  Its a tow truck.  Ya know, like we saw at Wal-Mart that time.


Oh.  Cool.


You know I also help people.


Well thats very nice.  Who do you help?


Moms and Dads.  And dead people.


Dead people?!?!


Yes.


How do you help dead people?


 I make the dead people not dead.  With my hands.  (he looks down at his hands and whispers)  These are magic!




After dying laughing, something interrupted us.  I dont remember what is was. I could've done that for hours.


These are the moments that I will cherish forever.  These are the moments I will have to look back on when he is being a real jerkface. He just so happens to be a jerkface right now as I am typing this. 


Being a mother is my favorite thing in the world! 

Smile

Just some things that have been making me smile lately...


* The first thing the kids and I did this morning and the very last thing we did before bed today was have a half naked crazy dance party.


* Was told today by someone that doesn't live with me that I looked pretty


* Boogie taught Shelby Lynn how to "get low"


* Over the last few weeks I've been told by different people that the following things make them think of me... Bacon, Malibu, Wine, Shoop(song by salt and pepa), howard stern, Sarah Silverman's tweets.   This is further proof of how awesome I am.


* My wonderful loud crazy family


* Just got my wedding rings re-plated and they look brand new


*My sunburn is mellowing and my face is all tan.  I know its silly but just like having a good hair day, having some color,really makes me feel better about myself.


*Howard Stern on AGT


* Brion and I were not on the 2nd edition of the St. Louis AGT Auditions.


* I'm finally pretty caught up at work, which means I might actually make it to the chiropractor next week.


Happy Weekend!