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Monday, December 2, 2013

Hatesgiving pt.2

The title of this one pretty much gives it away.  See pt. 1.


Rude ass people at Mcdonalds-  I'm not talking about the workers.  I'm talking about customers that make snarky comments to the people that work there.  I'm always hearing "how hard is it to get an order right?" or some shit like that.  Bitch, please!  Unless you've worked there, shut your mouth.  I worked at steak n shake for a whole 30 days, and bailed because that shit is hard. Mcdonalds, I'm sure is way worse. Imagine working in a grease pit having people bark orders at you demanding it fast and demanding it right.  Making next to nothing dealing with a bunch of rude ass people all day.  Wake up peeps, you get what you pay for.  You are paying $1 for a burger, what do you expect?!?  Chill.  If you really think about it, how hard is your job?  Don't you ever make mistakes?  Are people constantly barking at you all day?






Walmart-  I truly hate Walmart.  Back in the good old days, when it was smaller than a Target it was great.  Now these huge warehouse Walmarts are terrible.  I really feel like every time I go in there I am walking into a 3rd world country.  I don't care how cheap it is there or how you can get everything there, I will not go.  It smells, its crowded, the lines are long and I always need like 2 things that are on opposite sides of the store.  There is no way to get in and get out within 5-10 mins.  I hate it sooooo much.  I am super cheap and I will still drive 20 mins past Walmart to go Target, Dollar tree, Aldi, Dollar General, anywhere but WALMART!  







Diet pills/supplements-  If that shit worked there would be no fat people.  Eat right and exercise.  I'm not willing to do it, thats why I could look a little better. I do know, that a little pill isn't going to get me slim and trim in 90days.  And if you happen to find one what does, just wait 5-10 years for all the recalls and lawsuits.  Hope you enjoy your tumor or anal leakage!



Overdoing it in the makeup dept- 1st off, let me start off by saying, that I am in NO WAY a makeup expert!  In fact I really should have someone teach me some basic skills.  With that being said, I still think I look better than these girls that over do it.  ENOUGH with the contouring and eyebrow filling.  You look weird.  Chances are these girls would look 100x better with no makeup, than when they look this way...


Monday, November 11, 2013

Hatesgiving Pt 1.

While everyone else is posting blogs and Facebook updates on what they are thankful for, I'd thought I'd let you all know what I'm hating.  Just to get us all in the holiday spirit! ;)  I went ahead and labeled it  part 1, because I know I'm going to have waaay to much fun with this!


Now, before everyone gets their panties in a bunch, these are MY opinions.  Opinions that I could change someday.  But for today, this is how i'm feeling.  If this post upsets or offends you, then you need to ask yourself, why you are giving any shits about what the heck I think.  Any YES, I'm grateful for sooooo many things, but this is way more entertaining.  


Baby Reveal Parties- So, I know that its totally the thing to do, and hey I might change my mind (i wont) but I just don't freaking get it!  

Elf on the Shelf-  AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! Call me a Grinch, but parenting is enough work especially trying to navigate the holidays.  The LAST thing I need is to become a slave to a freaky looking little elf. I might be old fashion, but aren't kids just supposed to listen, without using over the top bribe tactics.  Sorry, but rather than think of crazy places to hide a doll while my kids are sleeping, I'd rather watch the real housewives and drink wine.


Waiving your hand side to side during concerts- See the pic below. Just because its a slow song you dont have to do this  It really needs no further explanation.  You look dumb.


Vaguebooking-  "I'm so depressed..."  "We need prayers, but I cant tell you why"  "I have the biggest secret..." some people!"     You get the idea.  Dude I can be an attention whore and/or passive aggressive with the best of them, but if you're always posting that on Facebook, just know most everyone hates you.

I could really go on and on with this one.  But I'll stop here... for now.  What are you hating on?